Police place $1,600 worth of crack in lost and found, post on Facebook. British police arresting people in the night for internet ‘hate speech.’ Scumbag ICE agents eat breakfast in Michigan diner, compliment the meal, then promptly arrest three workers. Florida man in hot water after drop-kicking a teenage girl for wrong McDonald’s order. Mark Zuckerberg calls for universal basic income. Metalheads at Wacken Open Air Festival in Germany build beer pipeline for concert. FOLLOW-UP: Florida man acquitted after claiming his girlfriend’s death was attributed to an accidental asphyxiation by his penis. All this and more!